the rules of high school

guess what? your parents probably told you when you were growing up that you can learn something everyday.
here are somethings that i learned...

THE COMMANDMENTS RULES OF HIGH SCHOOL: THE NUMBER IS OBJECTIVE  oh sorry i forgot to get rid of the caps lock....
btw stupid RockMelt is ticking me off with the updates ....raaaandom

1) when you go to my school (i'm not telling just in case there are predators out there) don't cut through the gym to beat the rain. you will get beat up by ...yeahh

2) when you say 'no offence' please be sincere. seriously. or else you will get in trouble. or maybe die, says Eugene.

3) don't put your feet onto the cafeteria tables...especially if you value your life. some people actually care for personal hygiene. go to Wikipedia if you have no concept of this word....

4) don't run around the school aimlessly unless you are for sure that you have no life.

5) some teachers people are actually not that.... i won't finish that if i value my own life. just look at number 2 please.....

6) don't update your relationship status on facebook if you are totally not sure that it will not last two months. please. that is pathetic.

7) never believe Wikipedia. in fact, for the word 'hygiene' if you have no concept of that word, please use a dictionary as opposed to Wikipedia. thank you.

8) never agree to play 'I Never' where a security camera is present. especially if you choose to play the strip down version. thank you.

9) when people say that you can't do something and they are not your parents or teachers, please disregard what they say. who gives a damn anyways?

10) please watch what you take pictures of in school. people may use them against you.

11) don't be surprised if teachers swear when you have never heard them swear before.

12) when teachers say that they are evil, i'm pretty sure that they mean it. of course, you should always look out for sarcasm....namely______________ anyhow.....

13) don't cheat. you will get a zero. i would know....

14) on the contrary, if you do decide to go against commandment rule 13, do a waaaay better job. or else. i will hurt you.

15) if a teacher's name is really hard to pronounce, stick to calling them "Mr." or "Mrs" or 'Ms" (insert letter here). or maybe a nickname....if you  don't value your life./...

16) don't draw anything suspicious looking in any classroom. especially an English classroom....

17) don't text in class. i'm serious about this one....

18)_ BUT, if you absolutely must text your girl/boyfriend, please do it discreetly. we know who you are.

19) continuing on the topic of texting, it's not cool to text your mom in class. you might get in trouble. and it's not cool. did i mention that already?

20) bring your reading book to silent reading if you value your lunchtime.

STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. hope this helps your survive.

Rae xx